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saltykun:

holy fuck

karkats-left-eyeball:

a happy ghost for you to drag around your dashboard

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

asvprock:

Say the name of any movie and end it with “with my penis”

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

theyoungdaddy:

princesscumkitty:

When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

Oh hey look it’s me!
I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah

psyducked:

I knew it

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

dylan sprouse from zack and cody follows me and liked my post what kind of world is this I love social media

friendly reminder that if you follow me you also follow a blog that dylan sprouse follows

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

ven0moth:

for the love of god

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying