Say the name of any movie and end it with “with my penis”
A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕
Oh hey look it’s me!
I usually cut up kittens food but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl. I love you lil britches mwuah
I knew it
dylan sprouse from zack and cody follows me and liked my post what kind of world is this I love social media
friendly reminder that if you follow me you also follow a blog that dylan sprouse follows
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
we need some new and more powerful swears
for the love of god
theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying