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enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

slapdancing:

Date me now, i will get hot, im an investment

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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scottthepilgrim:

scottthepilgrim:

plasticbagvevo:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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oh how the mighty have fallen

backdoorteenmom:

when i go to the source of a porn gif and they have the actors names tagged so i can look them up

I’m homesick for arms that don’t want to hold me.
M.O.W, A ten word story (via yoursly) ←

breakfast? you gotta stop living in the stone ages. we call it meal 1

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

goodenoughforjazz:

dear xkit guy:

pls make an extension that removes the caption “I’M SCREAMING" and all other versions of that sentence from every post on this site